Dreaming of This Man
in Iran gets you nuked;
yet it still happens.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
This Man
A little late today (I slept until 5 PM) and proof I actually write my articles daily and don't queue them, I had a dream last night about This Man. Okay, I didn't really, but a friend brought him up today and I was curious why he comes and goes, but doesn't go away. I remember when I was younger wanting to order one of those pennies that bring you luck. They always offered them in the back of respected journals, such as the Weekly World News, sometimes with newer takes like angel pennies, or Bat Boy pennies, but they were always just the same US penny. Shockingly, I eventually received one in the mail, attached to a letter telling me if I sent... I don't remember the amount of money... but that I would get even more luck. Or was it angels? I've read the book of Revelations, like all great doomsday watchmen have, and I assure you I don't want to be visited by angels. They're horrific in description, probably even more so in person, and every fantasy a man could have about sleeping with one would be destroyed; I'll pass. But this man has a website, unlike the lucky angel pennies, at least as far as I know. I've already pointed out his inconceivable resemblance to Vizzini from The Princess Bride. So I ask, ever dreamt this man?