Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Henry "Box" Brown

This guy was the Houdini of slaves, and while I admire and respect his struggle, the fact that he left his family in slavery still makes him a piece of shit. 

Starring Richard Pryor as "The Toy."

Friday, November 1, 2013

The October Horror Movie Challenge 2013 (Week 4, 5, and Final Thoughts)

I'm not going to lie and act like I was overwhelmed and couldn't keep up with updating this list every week, but now that it's November, I have no desire to play catch up. Rather than just not create a new blog entry and move on to something more interesting, I decided to post my final results of where each film stands, complete with no links or descriptions. It's what being anti-social is all about. 

62 movies, 31 days. By category, in order of viewing. 

My favorites:
Thale (2012), The Seasoning House (2012), Jug Face (2013), The Road (2011), The Burrowers (2008), Resolution (2012), We Are What We Are (2013), Kill List (2011), The Battery (2012), Sightseers (2012), I Sell the Dead (2008), Byzantium (2012).

I really enjoyed:
Uzumaki (2000), Rare Exports (2010), Wake Wood (2010), Curse of Chucky (2013), Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010), The Woman in Black (2012), The Woman (2011), American Mary (2012), Maniac (2012), Seventh Moon (2008), The Blood Spattered Bride (1972), Ritual/Modus Anomali (2012), Under the Bed (2012), World War Z (2013), Bereavement (2010), V/H/S/2 (2013), Ritual (2002), Mama (2013), Drag Me to Hell (2009).

These were okay:
The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh (2012), The Reeds (2010), One Dark Night (1982), Cherry Falls (2000), Sam's Lake (2006), Cravings/Daddy's Girl (2006), The Ward (2010), Occupant (2011), Shadow People (2013), Malevolence (2003), The Fourth Kind (2009), Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck (2007), Barrio Tales (2012), Blood Creek (2009).

These were forgettable:
The Shrine (2010), Cassadaga (2011), Grimm Love (2006), Hidden 3D (2011), Devil (2010), Beneath the Darkness (2011), Romasanta: The Werewolf Hunt (2004), Spiderhole (2010), The Black Waters of Echo's Pond (2009), I Dismember Mama (1972), Gallowwalkers (2012), Shakma (1990), Remains (2011), Rites of Spring (2011), House Hunting (2013), Lost Signal (2007), Satan Hates You (2010).

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