I’m thankful for Electricity because there is nothing
greater than harnessing that which can potentially kill you. I imagine someone
was out walking in a thunderstorm when a friend of theirs was struck and
killed. Out of revenge, they captured it and forced it into slavery. We've had
the internet ever since. Did you know that it takes three times the energy to
view my blog compared to the average one? I just made that up, but I’m still
thankful for electricity.
Al Gore enslaving electricity shortly before inventing the internet.