Everyone knows I am thankful for Quotes; I post one every
single day. What’s awesome about quotes is they make less intelligent people
feel more intelligent, and look it, too. Well, unless you already know they’re
a dumbass. But if I see quotation marks around some idiot’s status update, I’m
more likely to take a few seconds and read the first part of it, until I hit a
series of grammatical errors that remind me they can barely write and have no
clue how to copy and paste. Some people get quoted way too much. Look at all
the words of wisdom from Hunter S. Thompson plastered across the internet. He
gets quoted to death (no pun intended.) Hell, some people who quote him can’t
even tell you who he is or that he holds the record for most touchdown passes
in the NFL. Even more fun is when people take quotes out of context, not intentionally,
but obliviously, and try to link them to their own bullshit crusade. They make
reading that much more enjoyable.
"You have AIDS." - John Cusack