I am thankful for one of the greatest sports ever: Putt-Putt.
I know, you’re thinking it’s called Mini-golf, but Putt-Putt is like the UFC;
it’s just a brand, but it’s THE brand. You also might be thinking it’s a kids
game, or that it doesn't require any skill. You've obviously been wrong before.
This game isn't about caddies and golf carts, or professional equipment and
lame clothing. This game is purely about using the materials at your disposal. They
give you a putter, no gloves, no fancy shoes, and the courses are usually
lopsided and in disrepair. Complain about the green all you want, but it will
fall on deaf ears. Tiger Woods wouldn't last ten minutes, because playing 18
holes outside of the bedroom obviously wasn't his forte. If I played regularly, I would call myself
Lion Stones and putt him upside the head.
Ball deep.