Bill Nye versus David Icke

The most shocking thing about last night's debate was that Ken Ham was a better orator than Bill Nye. Now before anyone gets butt hurt and goes on the defensive, it just means he was a better speaker, as in he didn't pause, always had an answer, and if you had never read a science book and were easily swayed, you'd be a creationist right now. But apparently I watched an entirely different debate than everyone else.

"Bill Nye just tore Ken Ham a new one!" The debate was very civil. I expected that from Bill Nye, but I didn't know anything about Ken Ham, except that he put the local crypto-watch on red alert when the truck delivering his dinosaur models crashed and sent several into the river. The Creation Museum in my home state of Kentucky, just so you know.

"Bill Nye made America look stupid with their beliefs!" ...The debate was very civil. I still expected that from Bill Nye, but I admit that Ken Ham is a complete moron. I don't really understand his logic. If my car breaks down on the side of the road, I don't open up the bible and turn to Mechanesis 12:20 to try and figure out how to fix it.

"Bill Nye and 96% of scientists don't believe in God!" Right, because last night's debate was another war among the religious and atheists. Also, your numbers are completely wrong. For the past 100 years, the number of scientist who believe in a god or equivalent has been about the same, roughly half. The rest are going to Hell. But I think you misinterpreted a completely different survey.

"Wake up, America!!! Science is the new religion!" This was a status update by the same idiot from above. I have a minor in sociology, so I feel I have a right to stereotype and categorize people. Since the definitions of science and religion are drastically different, I'll just call you an idiot and categorize you among the highly emotional people who make poor statements.  

"Bill Nye doesn't realize half of people don't go to church in Kentucky." This was actually true. Just to clarify, most people here are Christian by culture. About half of them are not affiliated with a church. Nearly 99% don't really care which one is right, creationism or evolution, since it doesn't impact there lives at all. 100% of the Anti-Social Club takes the opposite stance in everything, because that's what we do.

"How do both of you explain Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch? If it is a natural creature, where does it fit on the evolutionary chain? If it was created by God... why?" Okay, that last question was mine and it was asked during the debates and ignored by both sides. What are you guys afraid of? The truth? I don't appreciate being ignored. David Icke would have answered me.

And so 96% of people who invoke the holy name of Bill Nye were trying to look smarter than they were, but roughly half of them were complete idiots. Basically, if you were dumb before you watched the debate, you're going to be just as dumb after watching the debate. It's great you worship some dork in a bow tie over some Australian businessman who is 100% certain Jesus rode dinosaurs, but goddamn, get a life.

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