AR-15 vs. Having a Big Penis

First off, I support the right to keep and bear arms (and to have said right taken away if you're a complete idiot, like letting your kids play with them, shooting yourself in the foot, etc.) Second, I know how to shoot a gun, and take-down a gun, and reassemble a gun. Third, I've never had a complaint about the size of my penis.

Every time I see someone with an AR-15 it's usually the only gun they've ever fired, owned, heard of, looked at, know anything about, etc. They don't even own any oil, and if you have no clue why you would need it, well, stereotype confirmed. Your wannabe M-16 requires regular service and your ass wouldn't survive a goddamn week in the military anyway, so get off it. Stop adding scopes and bayonets and drink holders and everything else and learn to shoot the damn thing. Not saying it's a bad gun. Not saying everyone who owns one is a bad shot. But it certainly seems to be the gun of choice for those overcompensating for something. 

You don't need one for self-defense unless you're being attacked by werewolves on a regular basis. You don't need one for home defense when it would be cheaper to reinforce your door and call the cops. You don't need one for hunting unless you know nothing about hunting.