I’m not big into playing video games but Dungeon Keeper 2 is
awesome for several reasons. It’s a game where you get to build a dungeon,
narrated by some guy with a creepy, horror movie voice. Building certain rooms
attracts certain types of creatures; goblins, salamanders, bile demons, etc.
Whenever you build the dungeon to your specifications, you can then unleash the
heroes; wizards, warriors, etc. who act as the bad guys invading your home. I
know, you can do the same thing with your house. By simply having a place (or a
vagina) for people to hang out, you can do all of the aforementioned, so long
as you talk like Vincent Price. But allow me to explain some of the finer
points. You can throw your minions out of the dungeon. You can beat them for
standing around and doing nothing. You can train them and even put them to work
for you. You can make them happy, or sad, by building various rooms. Okay, you
could also do all of that to your friends or pets in your own home. But in Dungeon keeper 2, you
can also build a prison where your imps will drag defeated enemies and house
them. You then have several new options. You can let them die and they will rise as
skeletons. You can put them in your torture chamber, which will either kill
them, or convert them to your side. You can also sacrifice them at your temple
and hope the gods repay your kindness. You can also possess one of your minions
and go into 3D mode. Sure, you could break the law and do those things, but
eventually your house smells and everyone will call you Dahmer. I love this
game and have played it off and on since it came out. With a little work, you
can get it to run on XP, Vista, and Win 7, but I’m not a nerd, so I can’t help
you with that.
Skeletons disco dancing after one of them hit the jackpot
at the casino. The salamanders do look a bit retarded,
but they have baby arms.