Saturday, February 2, 2013

Love #2: Yardbird


Some of you call it chicken. Most of you cannot cook it. I love nothing more than having some girl cook me the yardbird. In a blind, taste-test, I scored 100 percent when trying to identify women based on their cooking skills. I was also given a placebo, but that didn't taste like chicken. There is something sensual and erotic about it, compared to other foods. I like to start between the legs, making my way up to the thigh, or even bury my face in the breasts. Wetter the better; make love to that yardbird. Sure, you could do the same thing to beef or pork, but it’s not that sexy talking about eating a rump roast, which is basically analingus on a cow or pig’s ass. Can you already smell the manure? I love yardbird because you can skip foreplay with any woman who cooks it, unless she’s smart and serves it on herself. 


Eating some people’s yardbird is a religious experience.


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