Everyone was horrified when twenty kids were mowed down in
Newtown, Connecticut, and the media was happy to increase their ratings with up
to the minute coverage that obviously didn't include staff editors. I know, you’re thinking it’s horrible I’m
making light of an American tragedy, but what about the other kids that were
killed in school shootings in 2012? That’s right, you probably never heard
about them. Two incidents in 2012, one involving seven victims, the other
involving three, apparently barely registered with anyone because either the
victims were too old for anyone to care, or there just weren't enough of them
to proudly display as a news headline. What about the seven adults who died in
Newtown? What about the fifteen other people injured in attacks? Or the four gunmen who committed
suicide? There is no difference between kids and teenagers, or even adults,
when it comes to losing their life. Do you seriously think people who lose a
twenty-year-old thank God it wasn't their nine-year-old? No, because they
actually lost someone, and it was more important than some passing news story
everyone jumped on like a retarded poodle in order to share empathy disguised as
sympathy and feel vindicated after expressing your beliefs about gun-control, something
you more than likely never cared about until it was cool. I just want to
congratulate everyone for ensuring that someone else with mental problems will
attempt to gain fame and outdo the new school shooting record next time, thanks
to the news and fake people with no care in the world outside of political
agendas. Yes, I know the school massacre record is actually forty-three, not
including the killer, because I actually care enough about tragedy to have a
sense of history, and history says no one cares unless it’s a lot of victims, and even then, only for a short while.
A retarded poodle watches Obama's inauguration.