Monday, June 1, 2015

You're Not a Feminist Because You Are Inferior to the Women Around You

I can’t be the only one sick and tired of the male feminist movement. For starters, get off your ego trip that you’re empowering a woman. She’s just more successful and ambitious than your lazy ass. Next, stop categorizing everything as feminist or misogynist. Mad Max Fury Road wasn’t a feminist movie and your memes aren’t funny. Every writer with a penis doesn’t have contempt for, prejudice against, or dislike of women. Examples of men telling women what to do include: cops, judges, doctors, teachers, employers, parents. They must all be misogynist if they’re not giving women the equal right to boss people around. I’m also sick and tired of the Army’s misogynistic Ranger School. If no woman can pass it, then obviously the standards are too high. In fact, I think everyone should be able to be an Army Ranger so long as they pass a written test. If your testosterone is giving you a hard on for looking at women, then you’re a disgusting human being. Yes, this is how stupid you sound. On a daily basis. Now that you have labeled me the only four syllable word you know that makes you look educated, I’d like to close with two names: Janet Yellen and Angela Merkel. You probably don’t know who either of them are, because you’re not a feminist like me. But I’ll tell you they’re two of the most powerful people in the world that no man empowered, or lowered standards for. They got where they are by being good at what they do, and not by the help of some hypocrite on the internet.

 The third most powerful woman in the world, Melinda Gates, 
is only in that position thanks to her husband's wealth.