Mother Nature Is a Bitch, and Then You Die

Why the hell was it 90 degrees (American) yesterday? We just got over polar vortexes and arctic temperatures that made life here pretty crappy every morning I had to get up and go to work, especially since it primarily snowed and iced on those days. Now it's still windy, hotter than hell, and getting ready to rain for the entire week. 
I know, you're thinking, "I'm so smart; it's climate change!" Die. The weather here in Kentucky is always unpredictable, only the overpopulation of the Earth has made it even worse. I'm just not a fan of the heat, not a fan of people, and not a fan of inconsistent weather. I must be getting old.