Saturday, May 3, 2014

Apparitional Experiences Part 1

"I'm a scientist; I don't believe in anything." - Michael Persinger

My name is Insanislupus and I have experienced strange things. Why not go over them in more detail?

We had a massive house growing up; it’s the one I’m living in now. Sure, it’s not as massive now that I’m an adult, but large rooms and 12 foot ceilings were something to be envious of when you’re from a working class background. I had good parents, Dad’s drinking aside, and I was close to my older sister, who was only a year and a half older than me. Once she started kindergarten, I was without her for half the day, or about 4 hours. Since we played by ourselves in our upstairs front bedroom, that meant I had to do that by myself now. I remember braving it, going up those long, turning stairs all by myself. We had large windows, so they let plenty of light in. Back then, you didn’t have the awesome assortment of toys the kids did on TV commercials. You had a GI Joe and a Transformer and plenty of knockoff toys you got at the grocery store, or the flea market, but they all played well together. One of my favorite things was laying them out in a semi-circle in front of me. They didn’t have much order in them, just randomly laid across the carpet. I had these two planes, small, made of plastic, about the size of a quarter, years before Micro-Machines came out. I remember picking them out when my grandmother took me shopping with her, but I can’t tell you much more about them aside from one being red and one being blue. They were cool, because they were so small. That made them hard to capture in my mind. In a scenario where they were taking on a GI Joe for whatever reason, he was able to take out the blue one. The red one, however, was better, faster, and I’m sure I made cool noises to go with its imaginary attack on him. But GI Joes were good guys and they always one. The red plane was shot out of the air, where it dropped and landed at the soldier’s feet. When that battle was over, I set them to the side in the start of what normally became a large pile. Then it was on to the next battle for the day.

This is probably the first time I suspected my house was haunted, but at that age (3 and a half, almost 4) you don’t have much besides Casper to base your hauntings on. Playing with new toys from the collection, I remember something non-threateningly landing on my head and then bouncing off and landing in front of me. It was the red plane, the same one that was supposed to be in the pile to my side. I remember not taking much time to process what happened. Instead, I stood up and took off running down the stairs. I’m thankful for having any memories from such a long time ago and at such a young age, but I don’t remember anything after that. I couldn’t tell you what I did once I hit the bottom of those stairs. Had I said something to my parents, they would have shot it down like they did until I was a teenager.


Hear about the haunted hallway in the next episode.