Monday, April 14, 2014

Size, Speed, and Time Capacity

Warning: I haven't proof read this. Okay, I normally don't proof read blog entries either. 


Music formats really piss me off. I don’t really want to get into the history of what is what, but when it comes to physical media, the entire thing is completely screwed. Currently, if my sources are correct (don’t care if they’re not) 12”, 10” and 7” records are still considered the standard formats, despite the fact that most bands do not put out 10” records. Next you have the record speeds of 33 1/3, 45, and 78 revolutions per minute. Practically all albums are recorded in 33 and 1/3, except for “audiophile” versions, which are usually 2 or more 12” LP’s that run at 45, and most 7” records are 45, yet some are also in 33 and 1/3, and of course, 78 is practically obsolete, but some people still press it. Then you have the time capacities of SP (which now means single play, and usually has two, not one, songs), EP (which still means extended play, and usually has 3 or more songs, but not enough to be considered an album in length), and the LP (which will always mean long play, thankfully.) My question is why there isn’t an actual standard in the music industry, since it is controlled by only a handful of people?

Supposedly, an album that plays at 45 rpms sounds better than 33 because the needle is getting more information passed through it. Naturally, the only problem with this is that the longer revolutions require more space, and that is why you can’t put an album out in 45 without putting it on 2 or 3 discs. I confess that it’s a bit of a pain in the ass to keep flipping anything recorded in 45, especially an entire album. Since most people can’t even tell the difference between the way each sound, we might as well eliminate 45 because it’s more of a problem for lazy music listeners, like myself, who want to sit back and relax drinking a few beers before having to flip the damn thing. The size formats are fine, but they need to be better utilized. How about SP for singles go on 7” records (which kind of sound stupid when called doubles, so the original name is fine,) and EPs all go on 10” records, and naturally, LPs go on 12” records. For any music overflow that won’t fit on one album, you could easily add one of the other formats, depending upon number of songs and length, to carry it. Additionally, record labels can run limited edition albums recorded in 45 as a way to rip people off and please audiophiles. Don’t get me started on cassettes and CDs. 

Also: I naturally own music in all formats and said formats do not bother me, but the lack of standards do. 

No. Just no.