Gays Don't Cause Natural Disasters: A Study

Some guy in the UK said flooding was caused by a gay marriage vote. I looked this up on the web because I thought it would be funny if there was even the slightest, statistical correlation; there wasn't. Of the top ten states for natural disasters, only two allow gay marriage, California (2nd) and New York (4th). The other eight will probably allow it in a thousand years; probably. Texas topped the list, followed by a bunch of southern states and Oklahoma. It wouldn't surprise me if in the future all of the gays are rounded up and sent there, renamed Oklahomasexual (don't blame me for people's lack of creativity.) I guess they could relocate all of the Indians to Indiana. But I digress. In short, natural disasters are caused by God and his dissatisfaction with people, but he has shown us no evidence it has to do with homosexuals, but rather rednecks, especially in Texas; God hates Texas.

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