I was on Facebook today when I counted a total of 17 status
updates from people who were tired of seeing all the pictures of Jesus in their
news feed, because it’s apparently not Easter and they don’t live in a country
where the majority of people self-identify as Christian. What I found most
ironic was that I didn't see a single picture of Jesus. Not one. Sure, there
were the no-longer-funny zombie Jesus updates, as well as the boring Happy
Easter ones, but not one religious mention. Being the awesome person I am, I
decided to make a picture (or steal it from someone on the internet and do a
horrible job defacing it) so their protests wouldn't be over nothing. Happy
Easter, everyone. Antisocial Jesus wants you to...
... especially about the pagan origins of every
Christian holiday that everyone in the world
already knows and doesn't care about;
you're not smart.