Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Thankful #27: Yeomen


I’m thankful for Yeomen. To be completely honest, I don’t even know what the hell a yeoman is, but it sounds like the name of a foreign born rapper. Group research time! So apparently a yeoman is a farmer, archer, bailiff and the devil, depending upon location and time in history. Why is this not a class in World of Warcraft or whatever online game is now popular? I’m way more thankful for yeomen now, because I feel they can potentially be the model we all live by. As a born-again yeoman, my day will consist of tending crops, feeding cattle, shooting my bow for practice, restoring order with the locals, and banishing doomed souls to hell. Now you understand why we need more of them. 

Croatian rapper Yeo-man w/bitches and hos.