Colleges across the globe play home to free expression and the exchange of ideas. They are learning institutions that teach people about other religions and cultures. It is home to unity and oneness of a collection of individuals. If you believe any of that, please start reading my blog from the beginning, because you need to be re-educated. College is about pleasing your professors who already have their own opinion and believe it is the only correct one. Your individuality goes about as far as the clothes you are wearing, which usually determines which fraternity/sorority you can apply to, if any at all. Make no mistake, college students pretty much jump on whatever is popular and ride that wave until it crashes, at which point they ride the next one. Views other than their parents are very popular. You will meet several Vegetarian Democratic Buddhist in just about every class.
But there is one group you may or may not encounter: feminist. Now ladies, feminists, or whoever may be about to get offended, don’t get started, as this blog is not about you. Instead, I am declaring my hate for men who don’t want to date feminists. Feminists are every man’s dream. Don’t believe so? Think I’ve lost my mind? Nonsense. Allow me to demonstrate a few points about feminism you have obviously missed.
Women are from Mars, Men are from Venus, and Insanislupus is from Uranus, my latest, best-selling, relationship advice book (sold out in every country and Canada), outlined several positive things to engage in relationships with women over. But first, allow me to list the primary causes of relationship discord, purely from the male point of view. Keeping it short, my recent survey revealed that men hate when women: complain, control, are unhappy, won’t have sex, get emotional, gossip, don’t cook or clean. But the problem here is the outlook men are having on situations they have full control over. Let’s tackle these one by one. Below is the problem and how to deal with it.
Complaining: Pretend to listen, then apologize, emphasizing you didn’t know she felt that way. The next time you hear the words “We discussed this already” actually listen and then do whatever it was she asks you again.
Control: Start doing the opposite of what you like to do, emphasizing how you hate doing what you actually want to do. She’ll “make” you do that instead.
Unhappiness: She’s a fucking feminist; it goes with the territory, so accept that you cannot fix it.
Won’t have sex: Just go to bed. If she asks why you are acting suspiciously, tell her you’re just not in the mood to have sex with her. Put emphasis on the word her. Not only will she start having sex with you, she’ll be on top, which is less work for you. (Feminists always have sex on top or on their sides if it is with another woman, to feel less inferior/equal.)
Get emotional: Start crying, even if you have to rub onion in your eye. She’ll be shocked by your show of emotion and feel guilty, giving in to your other needs, which if you are a real man should be primarily food and sex, oh, and something shiny.
Gossip: Women constantly talk about men behind their backs. But honestly, we talk about other women behind theirs, so it should balance out. Even if she says you have a small penis and last a minute in bed, other women will still want to find out, so don’t sweat it.
Don’t cook or clean: Do it yourself. In fact, do a spotless job, declaring how you watched your mother do this all the time and it’s not fair that women should have this role assigned. See how little you will be cooking and cleaning then and how quickly it becomes “her” kitchen again.
Now many of you are thinking, don’t these rules apply to all women? The answer is yes, they do. However, feminists are not actually looking for equality; they want to be better than men (which is impossible; its basic biology.) Anything you do they will try and do way better. Are you telling me you’re not willing to put in a little work for a heavily magnified return? You’re not willing to clean the house and make dinner, and then start crying that nothing you do is good enough and how she doesn’t love you, and then go a night without sex, just once a month, so that you can have all of the positives outlined above the other 27-30 days? Exactly. Feminists like to prey on the strengths of men; therefore, it is only right to prey on their weaknesses.
This is why I hate men who won’t date feminists.