The Confederate Mega-Monument In Kentucky

     Like many people in Kentucky, I'm kind of ambivalent to racism. It's not that I don't care, or realize it exists, it's just that I don't think tearing down statues on the town square actually erases it, or makes it go away. Instead, I just don't really keep company with people who feel the need to hold others down, and I do my best to make sure the next generation realizes how retarded and antiquated treating people like animals or farm equipment is. In short, I'm not a virtue-signalling, social justice warrior, crippled with white guilt, that sees racism in a Mark Rothko painting. 

     However, I have uncovered a mega-monument to the Confederacy in my own back yard and have decided to not remain silent on the issue. Consider me a less retarded, non-conforming, anti-new-liberal ally. So yes, Kentucky, that state that didn't join either side, and especially Northern Kentucky, where the Confederacy once laid siege, pretty much ending any and all doubt about which side the area was loyal to, has it's own white people problem. Ladies and gentleman, I give to you, Colonial Manor Mobile Home Estates!

     Okay, you were probably expecting more. Well, no, you probably weren't. Colonial Manor Mobile Home Estates is a small subdivision that I know very little about, Hell, I don't even know how mobile home parks work, aside from the fact they are glorified trailer parks. But if I may digress, don't knock people because they can only afford mobile homes, especially this generation that wants to live in a 400 square foot shack, in order to be better for the environment, or whatever rich, white reason you came up with today. Poverty is hard to escape and these people are making the best of it, by still being ripped off by greedy land barons who sold them a shanty town. But how is this a Confederate mega-monument?

     The main road is Appomattox Drive, presumably named after a small town in Virginia, where The Battle of Appomattox Courthouse was fought. That was one of the last battles of the Civil War, where Robert E. Lee, CSA, also from Virginia, was defeated and surrendered. While you're arguing this doesn't automatically yell Confederate monument, the fact that it runs almost parallel with Robert E. Lee Drive should. Although in his defense, it's not preceded by General, so maybe it was the before or after version they are honoring? Connecting the two is General Stuart Drive, named after another Virginian, General James Ewell Brown Stuart, CSA. And if two streets named after Confederate generals doesn't confirm it for you, how about General Jackson Court, named after General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson, CSA, also from Virginia. Now I know what you're thinking, that perhaps this naming convention is in honor of the state of Virginia. Which would make sense, sure, because we're in Kentucky. But then there's Jefferson Davis Place, named after the Kentucky born and raised president of the Confederacy, where he served in the state of Virginia. Now it seems like I've painted myself in a corner. I have in fact proven that all of these people are Confederates by way of the state of Virginia, and maybe it's just that someone got lazy, had a book on Virginia during the Confederacy, and started picking names for streets out of it.   

     Enter General Ross Drive. Who the fuck is that? Sure, I only know a handful of generals from the Civil War by name, most of which have streets named after them in Erlanger, KY's Confederate Monument Trailer Park. But either the street was accidentally named after General Thadeus "Lightning Bolt" Ross, who was probably in Captain America: Civil War, or this is just another Confederate monument like I assumed, this time named after the obscure General Lawrence Sullivan Ross, CSA, of Texas, and I found no connection whatsoever to the state of Virginia. Hell, he never even set foot in the place and he's not even on a list of Confederate generals I found, so I assume someone dug him up with a little research. In other words, Confederate Mega-Monument indeed!

Modern Hair Styles appears to be the only business located in

 this white supremacist stronghold and their rating is

 currently a 2.8 out of 5 on Google. 

Beware.

Thoughts and Prayers

People against thoughts and prayers need to shut the fuck up. You're becoming more annoying than vegans.

So you're on Facebook and scrolling through the feed, when you see someone saying something about how their house in Rhode Island went up in flames and half their family died. It's brutal, a situation no one wants to be in. (Not living in Rhode Island, but your house and family going up in flames. Well, yeah, living in Rhode Island is pretty bad too.) Anyway, your empathy kicks in, so you give the obligatory "thoughts and prayers" remark. You genuinely meant it, I mean, you thought about it, it sucked, you might pray.

Then some cunt decides to school you on how they don't need thoughts and prayers and neither of those work. They need this and that, and all of these other things, blah, blah, blah, foaming at the mouth with rabies. Thoughts and prayers is basic fucking recognition that someone gives a shit. Especially when it's all they have to give. I don't know you. I can't give you a new house. I can't bring your family back. But I can NOT be the shithead that didn't even click like or respond to your personal tragedy and instead decided to attack someone who sent you condolences in their own way that means something to them, and billions of others.

Now I know what you're thinking, thoughts and prayers for the kids in the school shooting down in Florida are useless and have done nothing. But you're probably also the same idiot that keeps talking on social media about changing laws, to an audience that has about as much influence on legislation as thoughts and prayers. And if you even start with blaming the president, shut the fuck up and learn how our government works.

Your precious little Democratic party didn't pass any concrete gun laws

 when they could have, because they wanted votes and didn't want  to 

offend anyone. Republicans and Democrats are basically the same thing 

and neither serve you, allowing 17 deaths in one rampage.  

I think when most people can do something to help someone out, they do it, but when they can't, they offer thoughts and prayers, a little thing called hope, as in they hope you make it through, or that someone will help you out in some way, and not be the asshole that kept scrolling, not offering a damn thing, until they were offended by somebody actually doing more about the situation than they were. People need to grow the fuck up.

This is why I hate the internet today. Tune in tomorrow.

House and Senate, Dumbasses!

It never fails that with any legislation that makes it into the media, the morons who thought walking in circles around Washington, D.C. would change something, also think it's the end of the world. The House just repealed and replaced parts of the Affordable Healthcare Act!!! I'm going to go cry now and not wake up for the next four years!!! Millions of people will die!!!

This is why you have Trump for a president. This is why morons call you Libtards and Snowflakes. You're literally living up to the derogatory stereotype a bunch of high school bullies are calling you. Rather than actually learn how your government works, especially all those people you live near, you vote every 4 years and pretend like you're making a difference. It passed the House, barely. Now it has to go on to the Senate. Now I know you're conditioned to break down and cry again, but just because they're a Republican majority, doesn't mean all of them are going to sign it. In fact, it's exceptionally unlikely to pass now, for the simple fact that several Republicans have already said they wouldn't pass it. Also, Obamacare sucked and everyone was complaining about it when it came out. And then again when they realized they had to sign up for it or pay a tax penalty. Trumpcare will also suck if it ever happens, and people are already crying about it, so...

But your media has become the Fox News of you bullshit Left, just wanting to scare you to increase ratings, after it already lied to you about the election. I'm just some random blog that talks about things I hate, and currently it's people who want to talk politics, but haven't the faintest idea how they work. Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up, because if anyone is going to change something it's, not a bunch of crybabies who couldn't pass grade school gov and civ courses. Your government doesn't care about you and you will keep voting these people in. 

Even the token black guy, with his inner-city street slang and PhD,

 was highly offended people don't realize how the Legislative 

branch of our federal government works.

United Airlines and Other Dumb Shit People Worry About Too Much

I've been absent, and in this absence, there has been one less person to blast the ignorant left/right thinking. Now there is also a far-left and alt-right which practically function under an identical charter (with us or against us fascism.) This is why people are stupid. And I warned about this. There's a slippery slope, and it has all these unique scenarios with every step taken, and it should be perfectly okay to forge your own path, rather than have a color coded footprint map to follow.

Some passenger on United Airlines was kicked off a flight. Now without getting into details, retards are already in the trenches on both sides. God FUCKING forbid you actually hear the story, or say that there is some right and wrong with each step of the incident, before jumping in whichever herd you willingly force yourself to align with politically, culturally, mentally, etc. Have I mentioned how dumb people are?

United Airlines needed 4 seats so they could get 4 employees to another airport. The flight was booked solid. They decided they were going to ask 4 people to give up their seats. No one bit. They kept offering more money, up to a thousand dollars. Still no one bit. Then they randomly selected people. No one wanted to get bumped, but they got off the plane, except for one man.

You're driving your kids across the country. You load up the mini-van. All of your kids are strapped in, except for one. You notice a seat is occupied by someone who's not a member of your family. You tell them you need their seat and they need to get out of your minivan. They refuse. You call the police and they drag them out after they refuse again.

How dare you, you racist, white nationalist, neo-Nazi, Russian sympathizer. Remember my ramblings about how all these morons were crying wolf about everyone being racist. Don't like someone for whatever reason, they're racist. Join in on attacking them with me. Well, the term racism was so overused that the media had to create a new buzz word. They tried to use Alt-Right, but that sounded more like a keyboard command for Windows, rather than those nerdy kids that wore suits and had those annoying comb-over haircuts in high school. So then it became white supremacists, only that was libel, so they stopped that shit real quick, especially since it wasn't even true to begin with.

And white nationalism was born. See, that's a great buzzword, because all you have to do is like your country and be white. How fucking vague a label is that? Something like 70% of people in the United States are white, and most of them probably like their country, since they fucking live here, so they support nationalism to one degree or another. Notice it sounds very similar to white supremacy? Now all of my ancestors weren't white, but I love my country, so I guess that makes me Alt-White Nationalist.

Even better is who this label sweeps up. If you're associated with Trump, you're a white nationalist. Doesn't matter what you've said or what you've done, you just automatically are. Trump has a checkered past when it comes to race relations. He did that crappy real-estate deal that discriminated against blacks, back when everyone pretty much did that too because America was still really racist, and then he's also employed a lot of minorities and helped them to make something of themselves, but not too much, because they're minorities with no money, so he has friends and enemies on both sides of the aisle. Then you have General Mattis, who apparently hates all Muslims just like Trump, except the ones in specific countries that are our allies, and he wants a two state agreement between Israel and Palestine. Did that hurt your head? Yeah, a guy who thinks Iran is our enemy (they have been for a long time) wants our ally (Israel) to cede Palestine to the Palestinians, to end their conflict. But why would he care, if he's just a war monger who hates Muslims? And he has thousands of books on war in his personal collection. Cringe. Every been to a lawyer's office, dipshits? They have thousands of books on law, because that's what they deal with. Is your brain tired yet? Is this not black and white enough for you? Left and right? Too much grey? Then you have that Jeff Sessions guy, who made the remark that he thought the KKK was okay, until he found out they smoked pot. I'm pretty sure, him being a racist or not, that his remarks were a joke.

In our media today, it's more important to automatically establish that someone is racist or homophobic, just so we can automatically get people to turn against them, without even knowing anything about them. Are these people qualified to run the country. For the most part, not at all. But we focus on that last. That's the least important aspect. We first have to dig up dirt, or make up dirt, that is completely irrelevant. But Ben Carson isn't white, so he's not a white nationalist, and that makes it harder for us to dismiss him, so we have to write articles about all the dumb shit he says. Some of what he has said is dumber than the shit Trump says. Well, maybe not that bad, but the point is, these people are less qualified than the last group of idiots we had running our country.

The Women's Marches, which had a really vague purpose that I still am not sure what it was about, had anti-Melania Trump signs. That leads me to believe that you're capable of making actual choices, even if it destroys the very foundation of what you're marching for, but you choose not to and to have those choices made for you. She's never done anything wrong. Yet you hated her. That little Trump kid is certainly the Omen though.

Back to United Airlines. The guy refused to get off the plane. Then he yelled at some lady that worked for the airline and said he was being singled out because he was Chinese. At some point he gets off the plane, or moves to the front, and then there's video of him jogging down the aisle back to his seat. I don't know about you, but I already don't want to take a flight with this guy, because he acts weird. Now United, who owns this plane, wants him off, and the police, who are left with the job of enforcing the law, asked him to get off, which he refused to do, so they drug him off. In a plane mind you, a tiny, not very roomy, plane. Did it suck he got booted off the plane? Sure. Did it suck the cops just snatched him up and pulled him off of it? Of course. Is it a shame he got roughed up? Absolutely. Know how he could have avoided all of that? By getting off the fucking plane like he was asked to, repeatedly, before the cops even showed up.

And they act like Millennials have entitlement issues.

In closing, United Airlines will go bankrupt because you all sided with some idiot who used to fuck patients for prescriptions, the United States of America will go bankrupt because you automatically go along with forced choice decision making which landed you with a buffoon for a president, and everyone is a white nationalist, including a gay Jew child molester that dates black guys and works for the dumbest news site in the world, which is mostly staffed by other Jews, and there's no need for any proof about Russian involvement, or Syrian chemical weapons, because all the fake news sites and shady as fuck intelligence agencies with a history of lying and promoting propaganda have said it's true. I know I didn't cover some of those things, but here's an amazing picture to make your day brighter.

  

2016 Will Be The Final Death Of 2016

I'm getting ready to get my drink and food on, but then I realized I hardly write blog entries anymore. Why? Because people are stupid. These were just my opinions, things I wrote hoping to bring an occasional laugh, and maybe make people look at themselves and say, "Damn, this is really silly so I should stop doing that."
If 2016 taught me anything, it's that people have no problem dividing themselves and then lying to themselves that they have made the right choice, one they didn't actually have to make to begin with. A lot of people I once respected and valued their opinions started expressing the exact viewpoint of whatever news source or culture they were raised in out of nowhere, without listening to any reason. People I've never heard talk about politics or religion became the biggest babies about them and I guess we're no longer friends because of it. Their choice, but I'm sure they're blaming me. 
I may not express it, but despite my undying hatred for people, I care about their existence, purely for selfish reasons. I want my friends to make the most out of their lives and surroundings. That being said, I honestly hope more people spend 2017 bettering themselves and those around them instead of building walls and tearing down relationships. 

Probably the next president and still a better

 choice than what we had this year.

Your Comfort Animal Isn’t a Service Animal

I once went to a play at my university with a couple of friends, one of which was blind. He had a black lab seeing-eye dog named Chicago. He wasn’t a perfect seeing-eye dog, perked up at the first sign of treats, fell asleep and drooled on people’s feet in class, and occasionally walked my friend to the wrong building. Of course, he’s already doing a better job than the majority of people who work in the food industry. So right before this play, we walked into a large hall where everyone was socializing, including an older-lady with poorly cut grey hair, sat in one of those wheel-chair scooter things. She was telling a friend of hers how it’s ridiculous places won’t hire her for less than 20 hours a week and she can’t work 4 hours a day every day because she’s disabled. She also had a comfort animal with her, a mutt that kept staring at Chicago, and eventually started barking, because Mrs. Silver Mullet can’t work 2 hours a day and then socialize her comfort animal. She yanked her dog with every bit of strength an able-bodied employed person would use, and told her friend she was taking him to the van. 

I hated this lady. Three strikes against her. I know people with no arms and legs who would bob up and down in the water with a flashlight to signal boats if you’d let them, and here you have some lazy bitch pretending she can’t walk AND that she needs a comfort animal everywhere she goes, including her extended van with an elevator, kennel, and lava lamp, paid for by the government. Now as I’ve said before, I have no problem with the disabled. In fact, I was born with ADHD, and have a host of other medical conditions that make life difficult at times. No comfort animal. No wheelchair. No van. Why? I don’t actually need any of those things, unlike the millions of people who actually do, and don’t abuse the system. I’m not saying everyone with a comfort animal doesn’t have a legit medical reason for needing the animal. With those people, I have no quarrel. But there comes a time when you accept you’re lazy or just like animals, and you leave them at home when you go to places where people don’t need to bring animals. 

In short, service animals do a service, like aid and assist police and firemen, and sometimes die in the line of that duty, while some comfort animals are just an extension of you being a little bitch. 

Does more in 20 hours than the lady this 

article is about does in 20 years; no dog.

You're Not a Feminist Because You Are Inferior to the Women Around You

I can’t be the only one sick and tired of the male feminist movement. For starters, get off your ego trip that you’re empowering a woman. She’s just more successful and ambitious than your lazy ass. Next, stop categorizing everything as feminist or misogynist. Mad Max Fury Road wasn’t a feminist movie and your memes aren’t funny. Every writer with a penis doesn’t have contempt for, prejudice against, or dislike of women. Examples of men telling women what to do include: cops, judges, doctors, teachers, employers, parents. They must all be misogynist if they’re not giving women the equal right to boss people around. I’m also sick and tired of the Army’s misogynistic Ranger School. If no woman can pass it, then obviously the standards are too high. In fact, I think everyone should be able to be an Army Ranger so long as they pass a written test. If your testosterone is giving you a hard on for looking at women, then you’re a disgusting human being. Yes, this is how stupid you sound. On a daily basis. Now that you have labeled me the only four syllable word you know that makes you look educated, I’d like to close with two names: Janet Yellen and Angela Merkel. You probably don’t know who either of them are, because you’re not a feminist like me. But I’ll tell you they’re two of the most powerful people in the world that no man empowered, or lowered standards for. They got where they are by being good at what they do, and not by the help of some hypocrite on the internet.

 The third most powerful woman in the world, Melinda Gates, 

is only in that position thanks to her husband's wealth.